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Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.<br />
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Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.<br />
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Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.<br />
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AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.<br />
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The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.<br />
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Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.<br />
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Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years<br />
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Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer.<br />
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Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.<br />
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Dan Quayle virus: Simplye addse ane ee toe everye worde youe typee..<br />
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David Duke virus: Makes your screen go completely white.<br />
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Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America<br />
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Federal bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.<br />
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George Bush virus: Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November.
Government economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.<br />
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Jerry Brown virus: Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number.<br />
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Madonna virus: If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!<br />
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Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.<br />
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New World Order virus: probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.<br />
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Nike virus: Just Does It!<br />
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Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
Paul Revere virus: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:.<br />
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Paul Tsongas virus: Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa Claus."<br />
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PBS virus: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.<br />
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Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".<br />
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Richard Nixon virus: Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus", you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.<br />
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Right To Life virus: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.<br />
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Ted Kennedy virus: Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.<br />
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Ted Turner virus: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.<br />
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Terry Randle virus: Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.<br />
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Texas virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.<br />
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UK Parliament virus: Splits the screen into two with a message in each half blaming other side for the state of the system.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545902626915441137.post-68325203326511500142012-02-01T17:33:00.000-08:002012-02-01T17:34:14.788-08:00<em style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 18px;"><u><b><span style="color: red;">TRUTH POST</span></b></u></em><br />
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<em style="background-color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: #333333;"> Women:I am not desperate! </span></em><em style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 18px;"><span class="grey" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; color: #a5a5a5; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">(pause)</span> </em><br />
<em style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 18px;">Women: Why, did you think I sounded desperate? </em><br />
<em style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 18px;">Men: Listen to you. Desperately asking me if you sounded desperate?</em>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2545902626915441137.post-39712416717264942722012-02-01T16:41:00.000-08:002012-02-01T16:41:01.521-08:00<br />
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